reminder that this is a commercial that actually exists
you weren’t dreaming
oh my god, that noise she makes just before she closes the door!!!
I ACTUALLY SAW THIS ON TV ONCE OH MY GOD
I just noticed the fruit was 69 cents…
(via w-for-wumbo)
every skrillex song at once
the bass dropped at the same time help
satan’s song
THE BIGGEST DROP I have ever heard
(Source: hiyokodere, via trouncing)
wbez:
Golfer falls into sinkhole on Illinois golf course
Story: http://nbcnews.to/X43C0c l Photo: AP/GolfmannaWatch your step, folks.
Literally the plot of Space Jam.
omg
A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean. The woman is so clean. The woman’s hands are so clean.
(via trouncing)
how is this happening
WHAT IS HE DOING
HOW DO
omfg
(Source: wagw4n)
(Source: nightmareloki, via trouncing)
This is the only post on this site I care about
only thing in life i care about
my favorite thing on the internet
(via trouncing)
when i hear someone in public say “tumblr”
“what you know about that”
(Source: who-started-this-fuckery, via bunnzalez)










